i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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