shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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