Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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