My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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