If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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