I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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