Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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