What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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