I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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