we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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