As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
