dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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