so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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