the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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