i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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