Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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