Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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