Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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