i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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