She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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