i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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