Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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