wrigley field is MILF paradise
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize