So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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