He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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