I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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