im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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