our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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