so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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