one might say we're banned from that church
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
