It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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