Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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