I love black thongs
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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