Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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