I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
