You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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