I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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