I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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