They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
two words...techno handjob
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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