I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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