doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
operation harelip BJ is a go
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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