ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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