is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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