It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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