if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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