i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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