I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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