I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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