i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Randomize
