You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
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