my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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