I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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