Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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