you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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